Hello folks, I used to be here a while ago, but left since I wanted to recover from an ED ( you know, the ones when you actually lose weight ) and seeing pictures of those mobile mayos saying they are in recovery scared the shit out of me ...
Anyways, I live in Miami, a place I thought somewhat immune to the fat spread, but nope. I went to the beach this weekend and what I saw sent me right back to FPH. I expected to see some shitfolk, kids, and beach balls, and all I saw were beach balls, made of what was previously human skin. I heard the only human in the beach being called "disgusting" for wearing boy shorts. While I wondered what in the almighty fuck happened to Miami, I see a creature straight from hell. It looked on its way to my 600lbs life. The thing was so fat that it had to move all of its body to one side to put the feet ahead, like a fucking penguin, and it took 5 min to walk from its seat to the water. It also had something rotting on its leg. Needless to say I didn't go into the water...
It seems like everyday I see more and more fats down here. At the mall there's a bunch of tumblr types with clothes 10X too small, rude af to everyone(I saw one that drew another pair of thick orange eyebrows under the real ones ), and I even started seeing some obeasts waddling around.
Is there anywhere in the world where people are still sane ?
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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
As I was walking on the beach with my date, I lamented how sad it was when whales become stranded on the beach. A few moments later she realized what I meant and laughed at the nearby whales.
[–] Fatrification [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She's a keeper. It's hard to find someone who isn't trying hard to be politically correct nowadays. Blergh
[–] NeoGoat ago (edited ago)
It was long ago, before fat shaming became politically incorrect. I dated her a little, but things never got far. I was into her; she was not so into me.
[–] veganshitstain 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
you are really making me regret my upcoming vacation.
[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Miami? Florida? That's fat fuck central...
[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is the world we live in now
[–] NeoGoat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Most of Europe is a tragic place.
[–] SocialJusticePanda 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
What's this term Europe your using? Do perhaps you mean New Syria?
[–] Rialed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Come to the desert. It was 122F yesterday in Palm Springs and not a fat to be seen. They are protected from the cold by their blubber but the heat roasts them alive. And yes it's hot for the rest of us but, being human, means you don't have to wear much and the lack of hams is absolutely glorious.
[–] hypercat ago
The one thing that's great. I go to the desert once a year for vacation and for the most part it's 90% fit beautiful tan people of all colors. Then there are the fats riding around in golf carts with their handicap cards sweating like pigs looking miserable. HAHA fatty, I can ride my bike faster than your cart.
[–] Fatrification [S] ago
I hate the heat, but I might consider it if there's no fats ...
[–] meta_knights_revenge ago
Waistline Miami 200: Wrong Number on the scale
[–] Thereturnstudent ago
Thanks for the laugh. We have a lot of chubs, but death fats are rare to none in the part of CA where we live. I know it's far away--but...