[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not looking like you had twins ... even after having twins.

[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or looking like you are twins. Or even ate twins.

[–] lard_loather 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That woman was totally an undercover shitlady :)

[–] Juguete 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Omg I must have more of these stories. How does she not realize how cringey she is?

[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I have no idea. She's like the waddling embodiment of everything I hate about fatties. TBH I'm surprised she hasn't dropped dead yet from a heart attack or lost a foot to Lord Beetus.

[–] Juguete 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It sounds like a pitiful creature. Just overwhelmingly inadequate and gross. Everyday must be like a slapstick comedy

[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fats... having self awareness? Lower those expectations, shitlord.

[–] Sharra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They can't even see their feet, let alone the truth

[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's not at all clear whether it was statistically justified to assume that the Fat Bridesmaid was the mother, given the detrimental effect of super obesity on fertility. Yes, most mothers are fat, but so is almost everyone.

A cow-orker at a different office took some time off to have a calf, and all told, as I don't see it often anyway, I didn't see it for over a year. When I finally saw it, it had clearly gone from borderline obese to severely obese. I didn't even want to ask how old the baby was.

[–] Waffle_ninja 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Too many moms use the needs of their child to not take care of themselves. Children need healthy parents to be alive decades down the road to help with life past 18. Some of the biggest see it as a badge of honor, look how much they have sacrificed for their little moonpie. They have no time for themselves. But long term, their bad habits are being passed down to their kids and their lifespan with their kids is severely shortened because they can get off the couch, put down the table mayo, and move around with their kid.

[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes the martyrdom shit that fat new mom's do.... Disgusting.

[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ I can't imagine having two extra me's on my frame.

[–] swimfanfan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've lurked here for a long time and the Fat Bridesmaid saga is my favorite FPH series of all time.

[–] Princess_Shitlady 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wow. She sounds like a fatty nightmare! 33lbs at 5""2 is a walking boring ball fucking hell, she must be awful to look at!

[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hah! Fantastic

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