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[–] coryinthehouse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Flirt with fat people in fat relationships too. Make them think they can have you. Make them tell you disgusting, vile things they want done/want to do to you. Either profit off of it (have them send you presents on your birthday/holidays), and/or after a few months, send screen shot after screen shot to their significant other in a "moment of heavy conscience". Break up ham couple. Rest on your laurels knowing you probably prevented one or two pregnancies. Be the superman the world didn't know they needed.