Archived The fatocalypse is upon us. No buffet will be safe. (i.imgtc.com)
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Archived The fatocalypse is upon us. No buffet will be safe. (i.imgtc.com)
submitted ago by CthulhuDelay
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[–] SeethingHatred 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Those plastic chairs are showing some very impressive structural engineering.
[–] CthulhuDelay [S] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Even so, note that the most egregious offender is standing. Even it knows that modern engineering is only so good.
[–] roadrunner90 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why do they look like they're crying? For a second I thought they'd had a moment of clarity and realized how fucking disgusting they are but let's be real.
[–] Shitlord_of_TheNorth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The sun. It burns.
...or the combined stench is too much for them.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
At least the buffets' deaths will be instant and painless.
[–] miss_ann_thrope ago
A hamily reunion?