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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 72 points (+72|-0) ago 

Stop wearing yoga pants, stop wearing running shoes, stop wearing athletic clothing, stop eating vegetables, stop drinking water, stop using the stairs, stop riding your bike, stop walking, stop hiking, Stop wearing anything other than a muumuu. Seems like a fair trade, i'll stop eating "their" food if they stop appropriating human culture.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

That's right. All "athliesure" clothing should not be worn by fats, and they need to stay off of our recreational areas and equipment. Otherwise, they are appropriating Thin Culture.

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[–] Runner4lyfe87 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Athliesure (auto correct accepted that?!) is a word that shouldn't exist.

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[–] imwiththeninja 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Holy fuck, this, yes, thank you

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[–] kraftykat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ahahahaha you think they drink water

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[–] GuntPunt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol, I don't think you have to worry about any of the ones like riding bikes, stairs and hiking. They avoid that stuff like the plague. The fat is a natural cultural appropriation defense for that.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I can't escape from the fats, they are everywhere, and they love to pretend that they are active.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh god, I wish. Fats in my area playact a healthy lifestyle every summer like clockwork. It's a roll of the dice whether new years is going to have a quick flash of fat people getting in my way. But summer always does. I can't even remember the last time I got to jog on my favorite trail without seeing multiple fat people puffing along. And any outdoor stairways get clogged up with fat couples trying to show off how healthy they are to each other by huffing their way slowly upward while a crowd forms behind them. Fat people on bikes used to be pretty rare, but they've been all over the place this summer for some reason. Just as slow and inconsiderate as you'd expect too.

I think there's really only two outdoor areas where you're going to be able to escape from fat people. Anything that involves hiking uphill for a while, and areas where you have to walk on a lot of ice and snow for more than a minute or two.

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[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

When I want to eat an entire goddamn pizza, I'll do so happily, and stay fit, because the rest of my life I'm working hard enough to earn the privilege.

"taking our culture", look, you fat fuck, the only 'culture' you and your slobkind have is the bacterial growth in between your rolls. 'Culture', I'm still not over it, my god. What that thing is trying to label 'culture' is something that actual cultures have historically labeled a cardinal sin.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Take-home and bake are usually good places.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Hahahahahaha this has to be a troll. There's no way this is serious. Fats are fucking stupid, but they cannot be this far gone, can they?

Shit. Poe's Law.

Oh well. It was all thin people food long before it was fatty chow. Maybe fats should quit appropriating human culture and quit eating, quit breathing, quit going out in public, pretty much just quit existing. That's be great...

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[–] swimfanfan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's clearly a troll post, but a very funny and accurate one

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Stop.Breathing.Our.Air.

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[–] RamsayBoltonRocks 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

TIL that stuffing one’s face with beetus is a "custom" and that "fat culture" is now a thing. That fatsos are a people in pain (capital letters for maximum drama and optimal reeeing). Okay, so now I demand that skinny culture is recognized and that fatties who wear crop tops and bikinis are considered guilty of cultural appropriation because they don’t have first hand experience with the efforts needed to be slim.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But if you're too skinny (ie BMI<40) they'll tell you to eat a cheese burger.

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[–] SluttyBrownie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

U wot m8 ?

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

We can't eat your food, you already ate it.

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