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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

and two months later I am still finding survivors breeding in my apartment.

So he's been there at least a couple months. Everything else considered, he's as much dead weight as he is waste of space. ...that was a bit redundant. Kick him out.

Being that I'd have never made this offer to a fat in the first place as I've pretty much severed every friendship I've had with any sort of fat, my approach is going to seem callous. And, as is fit for another day's rants, most people I've known outside the military have gotten fat, so one by one, my old civilian friendships have dissolved to the point where I have few people where I live that I can call a "friend." I practice what I preach. I'll say that few quality friends is far better than dealing with fats.

Anyway, back on track. I'd have never offered a place for fatty to begin with, but seeing as he's already there, I'd be issuing an ultimatum:

Find a job, pay rent, and start cleaning up after yourself. You have one quarter, 3 months, 90 days, to unfuck your shit, fatty, or I'm kicking your shit out to the curb and you can greasily slide your way out the door after it. You're no longer welcome here. Also, hope you like the smell of insecticide. I'm bug bombing the fuck out of the apartment, courtesy of your fucking cockroach infestation, and adding the cost to your rent.

If you've learned anything from FPH, it's that fats ruin everything. You should have known better.

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[–] GinForBreakfast [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If you've learned anything from FPH, it's that fats ruin everything. You should have known better.

I only found my way here after I started realizing what a mistake I'd made. If only I hadn't been too late.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Better late than never, I guess. Good luck kicking the fucker out.

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[–] Runstone ago 

The issue then is Richard will look up tenant's rights stuff and OP might be boned.