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[–] Trogdor300 ago 

You could get him a job at your place of work. Might be the fastest way to get him out of your house. You should set up cameras in your place , this sounds like the most disgusting Odd Couple tv show ever. Also whiskey is better for breakfast instead of gin.

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[–] GinForBreakfast [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

"You could get him a job at your place of work."

If only. One of the requirements of where I happen to work is the ability to carry 25lbs, push/move more than that, and be able to walk around easily/quickly. I can walk faster with 80 pounds of feed in my arms than Richard can burdened by nothing more than his own bulk.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You also have to consider that this is a lazy, disgusting sack of shit. He's not willing to put in enough effort to not live in roaches. He's not going to try for a job.

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[–] Trogdor300 ago 

Then get him a job with on of your competitors and booms. 2 to the morgue

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[–] lezzmeister ago 

Starbucks sounds like just the place for him. Or Dunkin Donuts. Get the application forms and give it to him. Get doubles so you can fill in for him if he does not do it. As long as it is rentmoney.

I don't eat meat and told him it isn't allowed in my house

Awfully strict. Maybe for him do not allow cheese if he wants meat. Most cheeses have quite a few calories.