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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'll save you time:
2 cans chef boyardee
3 boxes of lean pockets
1 box oreo ice cream bars (I think it said 6 in a box)
2 boxes of quaker oatmeal bars chocolate dipped
1 bag of english muffins (for when she makes egg McMuffins, she literally said that)
1 pack of individually wrapped cheddar
1 block? of butter
1 pack of swiss cheese pre sliced
1 pack of provolone cheese pre sliced
1 pack hot dog buns
2 packs of 8 hot dogs (but says she doesn't care for hotdog)
1 big bag of frozen breaded chicken patties
1 big bag of frozen chicken strips
1 container pineapple cottage cheese
1 container of whipped butter
1 box of corn dogs (but she doesn't like hot dogs?)
2 pints of Ben and Jerrys
2 boxes of white rice
1 jar of pickles
2 random cans of mystery
4 cans of tuna
1 powdered creamer
1 tub of mayonaise
1 container of sweet relish
2 boxes of triscuits
2 cucumbers
2 tomatoes
1 bottle cranberry ginger ale
1 "thing" of Barqs Root beer
1 "thing" of vanilla coca cola
18 pk of eggs
1 frozen pizza
"And this is where my gluttoney comes into play" actual words @8:45
2 huge packs of deli sliced chicken
1 huge pack of deli ham
1 huge pack of bologna ('for the dog')
"I didn't get that much" - final statement.
[–] BlackThornOfLove 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Jesus Christ that's more than my apartment of three eats, and there are two hungry guys here. And a whole pack of processed garbage meat for the dog?? Fuck.
[–] retoasted 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I can only imagine how fat the poor thing is. Super shit food and treats too. At least with what it's feeding the dog it won't suffer long but di e early from fatty liver :(
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Oh there was TONS of food for the dog but I didn't add it to the list. Dog's probably a heifer.
[–] Smited 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You either have a great memory or too much free time. Or both :D
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Meh, I had the video playing in one tab, my comment in the other, while I was waiting for my oatmeal to cook and ate it all at the same time. Easy peasy.
And I have too much free time...
[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You have done the shitlords work. Bless you.💒
[–] MrPim 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Shes feeding her dog bologna?