New poster, old English guy.
I have a few anecdotes that may amuse you shitladies and Lords but before I get to the first one I have a question; I made my first visit to the States last week and stayed in New York in a hotel near Grand Central Station and in eight days I saw only two blobmonsters am I going blind.
On to the story.
My wife and I like shopping for clothes in All Saints and COS, my wife is 57 and although I say it myself and i am biased she could get away with 45, we were in All Saints and she was looking a a dress whilst I was about 20 yards from her near to two rather porky young girls one of whom commented to the other "look at her isnt she a bit old to shop here who is she kidding". I left it a few moments then walked over and repeated what was said to my wife (i knew it would wind her up) she just walked up to the fattest one with the dress and said "what do you think of this dress do you think it would suit me" fatty just spluttered away and my bitch of a wife just said "I may be to old to shop here but why are you in here because you wont find anything over a (UK) size 14 and you aint even close to that size".
My wife is a (UK) size 8/10 120 pounds and 5ft 7inches tall, she takes no shit from anyone.
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[–] AddiPose 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
You're wife sounds lovely! I hope to be just as snarky when I reach her age.