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[–] FattyHater 0 points 69 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago
The oldest one is actually the best looking and I'm not even joking.
[–] dryerasecalendar 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
That moment when your grandma is hotter than you and your mom combined.
[–] ThatsNoMoon 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
GILF by process of elimination
[–] NegativeCalories 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The only game of fuck/marry/kill that everybody loses.
[–] UnBlurredLines 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought that. She looks like she was fit most of her life and slowed down in her autumn years. I mean christ, she looks to weigh no more than half of what either of the butterbeans in the front do.
[–] FinallyLeftReddit 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
What the fuck is all over the chest of the boar closest to the camera?
[–] Solstiare 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Mold.
[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
MFW
Why do I never learn!? Gotta stop browsing this place when I'm eating
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Looks like purpura.
[–] mig2k 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Mold sounds more legit
[–] Angxrs 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Goddamn it someone needs to scrub between that cows udders. It obviously can't do that itself with hooves and all. While we're at it scrub its face too, that's animal cruelty.
[–] notyourgoodfatty-com 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
yeah WTF is going on there? Filth? Bruises? Is her circulatory system breaking down?
[–] Angxrs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Spontaneous rot.
[–] NegativeCalories 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'd guess stretch marks.
[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
I wouldn't piss on any of these Medusas if they were literally on fire,
and I would take the time to set them on fire if they were not yet on fire.
[–] KingSnugglewumps 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Smells like a pig roast!
[–] joshy83 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Where?
[–] runaway 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
But if I post a photo of myself, my mom, and my niece (I don't have a kid yet) with the same caption, people would call us arrogant instead of brave.
[–] ThatsNoMoon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
what's between those Obeast's fat sacks is the same material found on Keith Richard's guitar frets: bacteria currently unknown to man (and possibly our solar system)
[–] clockworkgirl21 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd fuck the old lady before I fucked either of the younger ones.