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[–] trashpandaparty 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago 

Some say he's still running to this day...

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[–] linesandpixels 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

you gon die

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[–] dutchguy7 [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I don't get too many messages, so it shouldn't be too bad

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[–] Totenglocke 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Only because "male privilege" means that you're expected to initiate all contact. Sometimes sexism can be beneficial! 😂

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[–] runningnooblet 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Unless OP is the Flash, or decides to use a bicycle instead, the distance will add up so much it cannot be completed in a reasonable amount of time.

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[–] facevalue 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's a losing battle, but I support him on his quest.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

LOL this :))

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Be careful. The more you run, the thinner you get, and the thinner you get, the more fats will message you. This trend is unsustainable.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So...... Every message on POF?

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[–] dutchguy7 [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Just about, I don't get a lot of them anyway

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't even know why people use that site seriously. sometimes when I'm bored I'll make a profile to laugh at fatties.

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[–] m314 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Weightlifting will get you more girls than running. Try lifting weights for an hour every time a fattie messages you. If that's possible.

If I had a dollar for every overweight woman who messaged me on okcupid, I would have hundreds of dollars by now. Lol.

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[–] dutchguy7 [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You're probably right, I should join a gym. I already am pretty busy in between work, summer ice hockey, and baseball

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[–] m314 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm old compared to you, I'm sure. Even in my 40s, I've found that having muscle without being fat makes online dating easy. Easy enough to line up dates for every night of the week if you want, if you're in a big city and you have that much free time.

Playing sports and being athletic in general puts you ahead of at least 90% of guys out there.

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If I had one dollar for everytime a fatty said something intelligent, I'd have one dollar.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Or, better yet, alternate between lifting and running.

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[–] SkinnyDick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Join a run group and you'll see the error in your logic. 80%+ hot, hot, HOT women in those groups, many single.

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[–] bisteot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not even forrest gump can run that much

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[–] Tokyo_Shitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hey, you can crash at my place for the Tokyo Olympics in 2020, when you're competing against the Kenyans for the long distance running Gold Medals. Because you gonna run. Hoo Fuck you gonna run.

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[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then quit your job. You'll be running from dawn to dusk.

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