Mr. Ferret took myself & Baby Ferret out to our favourite sushi joint for dinner. Seated directly behind me were a smallfat, an obeast, and their 2 male handlers. The two middle-aged calorie hoarders were discussing the topic of dieting. I overheard the following conversation as we were waiting for the server to bring our bill:
Obeast: After like 2 days, I don't like salad anymore. I don't want to see another salad. So instead I eat veggies and dip.
Smallfat: What kind?
Obeast: All kinds of veggies. Carrots, celery, grape tomatoes... everything.
Smallfat: No I mean what kind of dip.
Obeast: Oh! It has to be something creamy. Ranch or a blue cheese dip. I love a good, creamy dip.
The way she said this was so sexual, like how you would fantasize about a sex partner. It was revolting.
Smallfat: I really like these edemame, they're so healthy.
Obeast: (To the human-shaped men at the table) I heard they lower your testosterone levels.
Smallfat: What? No, it's just soy.
Obeast: (Loudly) How is that soy? Look at it, it's a vegetable! That's not soy.
Smallfat: ...they're soy beans. That's how they grow.
Obeast: Well they're still not good for you.
I had to stifle my laughter as we packed up Baby Ferret and left. Obeasts don't know anything about food, other than how to stuff it down their gullets as quickly as possible.
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[–] Rialed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The sushi restaurants are going fat. Good sushi is expensive and relatively low-cal compared to most restaurant fare. Fats wouldn't eat it or pay for it. But when the restaurants figured out that fats love sushi rolls and you can use up the crap fish in them when your bury it all on mayo, sushi restaurants became super popular with the super obeasts.