Mr. Ferret took myself & Baby Ferret out to our favourite sushi joint for dinner. Seated directly behind me were a smallfat, an obeast, and their 2 male handlers. The two middle-aged calorie hoarders were discussing the topic of dieting. I overheard the following conversation as we were waiting for the server to bring our bill:
Obeast: After like 2 days, I don't like salad anymore. I don't want to see another salad. So instead I eat veggies and dip.
Smallfat: What kind?
Obeast: All kinds of veggies. Carrots, celery, grape tomatoes... everything.
Smallfat: No I mean what kind of dip.
Obeast: Oh! It has to be something creamy. Ranch or a blue cheese dip. I love a good, creamy dip.
The way she said this was so sexual, like how you would fantasize about a sex partner. It was revolting.
Smallfat: I really like these edemame, they're so healthy.
Obeast: (To the human-shaped men at the table) I heard they lower your testosterone levels.
Smallfat: What? No, it's just soy.
Obeast: (Loudly) How is that soy? Look at it, it's a vegetable! That's not soy.
Smallfat: ...they're soy beans. That's how they grow.
Obeast: Well they're still not good for you.
I had to stifle my laughter as we packed up Baby Ferret and left. Obeasts don't know anything about food, other than how to stuff it down their gullets as quickly as possible.
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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
I bet their "super healthy cause it's sushi" was all tempura rolls with mayo
[–] Charkgar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Probably some kind of deep fried roll
[–] Fattiesaremean 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Was their sushi deep-fried and stuffed with cream cheese? #McSushi
[–] JelDeRebel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
could've picked a healthier dip, like hummus. But no doubt the obeast put a cup of Sugar in it as well
[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy shit I love carrots with hummus. Usually my go-to snack (:
[–] HungryCrow 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm not a huge fan of carrots but add hummus to those things and I'll eat a bag.
[–] stefwithanF ago
After watching preschoolers eat hummus.... I just can't anymore.I do love chickpeas with crumbled feta on top - very easy lunch, & also good with a couple scoops of pico de hallo, with queso fresca mmmmmm
[–] belil569 ago
Never a fan of it. Prefer to make a dip with frozen berries and greek yogurt.
[–] Rialed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The sushi restaurants are going fat. Good sushi is expensive and relatively low-cal compared to most restaurant fare. Fats wouldn't eat it or pay for it. But when the restaurants figured out that fats love sushi rolls and you can use up the crap fish in them when your bury it all on mayo, sushi restaurants became super popular with the super obeasts.
[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm surprised hams would go to a sushi spot. Sushi isn't that filling.
[–] theepilepticferret [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It was an all-you-can-eat sushi place, so I guess that's why
[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I have one near me. last time we went I filled up on seared ahi tuna (like 20+ orders, since they're tiny), while buttergolems all around jammed deep-fried rolls down their gullets.