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[–] Squarshed 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I always love the weird trains of thought they follow to perform their mental gymnastics.
"I am drinking coffee. Coffee increases my heart rate. Increased heart rate = burning calories! I can afford a little cream and sugar because I'm burning the calories by drinking my coffee! TEEHEE! chugalug"
[–] FatPeopleJelly 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Don't forget that iceberg lettuce takes more energy to digest than it has in it! Probably like, 50-100 calories, maybe more!
[–] Squarshed 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And! If you drink cold water throughout the day, your body burns more calories to warm it up! At least 300 per day.