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[–] l23r 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sally Struthers called. She wants one of her chins back.

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[–] New_Shitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

yo old shitlord! I am new shitlord :D

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[–] ThatsNoMoon 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

ahh... the KleptObeast. not only do they steal your phones, but they also steal the calories from your plate.

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[–] MoonsOverMyHammy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's funny because I had my wallet stolen last year and the only charges were Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, radio shack, Little Cesar's, Baskin Robbins and McDonalds. My good friend had his stolen a few days ago and he got multiple McDonalds charges.

Since fatties are the majority and most are lazy and dumb I guess this is what modern thieves look like.

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Is that Shrek? I'm pretty sure that's Shrek. It's not even Fiona.

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I groaned out loud seeing this. She's fucking hideous. Why the fuck would she want to take selfies?

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And with those poses too. Yuck

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[–] uberdoober 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Would you really want that phone back? It would reek of sweat, fast food grease, desperation, and body odor. Most female butterhuffers stash their phone and money in their bra because it is impossible to use the pockets in their fatshaming pants due to their ever expanding girth.

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She's ugly as sin. I would never want my fat ugly fat in selfies if I looked that bad.

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[–] WoIIow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What is that on her nose?

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[–] Hurt_Fee_Fees 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mole! Moley, moleyyyyyyyyyyy!

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[–] click_norris 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Took me a few minutes to remember what that was from Austin Powers

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[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Salt the slug

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[–] tmo1138 [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not sure but I'll send her a quarter to have a rat chew it off.

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