Archived Salty sow body-shames hot female athlete in the name of duh chirrun. (archive.is)
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Archived Salty sow body-shames hot female athlete in the name of duh chirrun. (archive.is)
submitted ago by Lurkerontheroof
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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago (edited ago)
P.S. - My "bum" is the same shape & size as this athlete's and the only trainers I've had since college are me, myself & I. So fuck off & choke on a rotting dick you jealous, excuse-making, hiding-behind-your-piglet, hypocritical sow.
[–] Fierce_fupa 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I'm sorry, but that ISN'T how a bum should look? What the fuck does her ass look like then?!
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
My best guess? It looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket.
[–] HamilySpawn 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yessssss. One of my favorite movie quotes of all time.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
A garbage bag filled with rotting, lumpy mashed potatoes
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I was JUST gonna comment two garbage bags next to each other till I saw your comment.
[–] Bigtop 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I don't think you want to know.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
These jealous fat pigs that call themselves real womyn will hide behind any excuse in order to keep eating with abandon while not feeling any guilt. "Think of the chilrun!!!" is just another way of them reeeeeeing because skinny women remind them of how disgusting they are. In their fucked up disgustingly bloated heads they think this comes off better than them saying "YOUR refusal to be an obese slob like me is making me feel jealous and also bad about my shitty choices, stop reminding the world of how nasty I am!" only we know better..
[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's like their mayo counterparts hurr-durring under swole men pics that they "must be on gear/steroids" or "they must be gay/fags."
[–] Princess_Shitlady 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You are so so right, "for the children" is such an easy excuse and cover up for their pwecious hurt fee fees. What I find hilarious is that they don't realise how easily people can see what they are actually saying, such thinly veiled jealousy!
[–] CIShitLord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
What do fat people think trainers actually do? It's not like having multiple full time(?) trainers is going to magically make you fit and sexy. They basically just take all the thinking out of your workout. It's not like they magically do all of your exercises for you.
[–] 9349981? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Anyone with internet access can download tried and true workout programs for damn near any goals. And youtube has hundreds of how to videos on all the main exercises. Personal trainers are unnecessary.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure the cost of food to create the butt this beast has costs way more and takes way more time than any full time personal trainer(s).
[–] A_jihad_on_anchovies 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's not even a ridiculously toned ass. I can't believe these grease hogs are so far removed from reality that they think a perfectly healthy ass is unattainable.
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If it hadn't been in the description, I wouldn't have assumed that the woman is an olympic athlete. At least on that picture she looks like a perfectly normal, fit human, not extraordinarily muscular or something. Not that that would have been a problem either.
[–] veganyogi ago
It is unattainable for them unless they change. And they won't. They wish they could pig out on their shit food and have a nice butt and it does not work that way. Its one or the other and they make their choice.
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[–] Not-a-goat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's what happens when you have absolutely no idea about how fitness works.
[–] Princess_Shitlady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
"I will never look like you and that kills me inside, bring yourself down to my fatty level bitch" - is that post's TLDR. Fucking hell, talk about being bitter and jealous, at least the athlete knows she is doing something right! (although her bum looks a bit saggy to me)
My bum is going to be in thong bikinis this summer, so many fatties will be triggered.