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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I miss the days where you read shit like this and said "yeah right... that happened"

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[–] silver_polish 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No shit, right? It's astounding. Assuming we get this sort of behavior removed from the world, it seems that in the future no one will believe stories about this time!

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[–] 9346051? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

>implying people will be any smaller in the foreseeable future

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[–] Shitlord2016 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have a buddy that's an ER doctor. He told me a similar story when he was an intern, except it was a woman and she had half of a ham sandwich under her fupa. I didn't believe him at the time, now I do.

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[–] fupascooper 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

And we pay for it. And the half-eaten sub, too. And these fucks don't effect us? I mean, that story alone will fuck with many people for the rest of their lives. Hopefully create some shitlords, though

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[–] Mike-Sanders 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not forgetting which fold you stored a six inch sandwich under.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not having rolls to store food, period.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

When I was a kid and my mom told me gum would get stuck in my hair if I didn't take it out before sleeping I thought it was because I would swallow it and then the gum would grow out of the top of my head like a playdough accessory.

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[–] dotdashdashdot 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

To this day if I'm about to go to bed and know my gum hasn't lost all its flavor, I'll stick it on a saucer and put it in the freezer. But I also put small icecubes in my mouth with my gum and chew them together because I like the way the gum feels when it freezes a bit, so... I'm a weirdo.

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[–] Reynard 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Clean butthole? Fake story

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[–] 9343448? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Probably "clean" as in, not responsible for the chemical warfare alerts.

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[–] Whaler 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fat privilege is being able to store food in your moobs!

(Also, this fucker is literally human Bender from Futurama when he pulled out the grilled cheese from his fat folds.)

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] silver_polish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

(Also, this fucker is literally human Bender from Futurama when he pulled out the grilled cheese from his fat folds.)

Wooo!

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[–] silver_polish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm going to go hug my bottle of peppermint oil.

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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm honestly surprised fatty didn't ask for the sandwich. You know it would eat it, fermented with mold or no.

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