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[–] SeethingHatred 2 points 42 points (+44|-2) ago 

It sounds like a good idea until the fat fuck parents call the police and try and have you arrested for a "hate crime" against their fat fuck spawn.

Not worth the stress, just let Lord Beetus carry out his divine plan and the problem will be fixed eventually.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Depends on the country. It wouldn't be against the law in the US.

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[–] Fayutt 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

People can sue for emotional distress, now.

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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The fact that any country would even consider handling this as a criminal offense makes me sad, both as a fatpeoplehater and someone who cares about free speech.

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[–] Stik 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Children don't deserve it; they're only at the mercy of their dumb ass planets parents. Once they're capable of cooking or learning about nutrition independently, then it's fair game IMO.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

in lord beetus we trust

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I really want to do this. I'd probably end up on the news...but then again my clients all know how I feel about obesity and it might give me a local platform to call this shit out...hmmm

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[–] Brohner 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

just hide it in some candy so they have no way of knowing which house it came from

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Bartenders cut people off if they think they are too drunk already. We should carry this attitude into the food service industry.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Man, whenever I have to cut someone off booze it is NOT a pretty picture. Many get very close to violence. I can only imaging a fat not getting their food... lord help us...

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[–] l23r 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Personally, I wouldn't hand out something like this. Better to give all kids something non-food related, like off-brand Hot Wheels cars. They're getting enough junk at all the other houses... When I was a kid, my memories of the best Halloween things were little toys like a wooden spinny thing. Though I was (was? lol) kinda weird cause I didn't hate getting things like toothbrushes.

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[–] Dialysisbeast1312 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dreidel dreidel dreidel....

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My dreidel I will play...

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[–] l23r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] hypercat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We always hated the teachers because they would hand out pencils or apples.

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't ever remember getting an apple, or anything else that wasn't shrinkwrapped, but when I was like 9 a neighbour got a popcorn machine. I raaaaan home to ask my mom if it was okay for me to have some.

I got a couple pencils and I actually liked them. You eat a piece of candy for a snack and it's gone, but a pencil lasts "forever" when you're a kid (or at least until it gets lost or stolen)

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[–] Danceswithswole 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This year I'm going to carve little Jack-o-lantern faces into apples or something and hand them out as a public service.

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[–] NSFWenly 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would advise against carved apples. Too many people believe in the razorblades / drugs rumors. Just hand out the apples with the peel intact.

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[–] frumpybumpy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Hand out cuties! They're so small.

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[–] l23r 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

even then, some parents won't let the kids eat fruit cause it's not in a wrapper. someone hellbent on hurting kids could probably figure out a way to bypass a seal.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The fat parents need a few fatshaming notes of their own.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Keep two bowls

One for candy for kids

One for veggie seeds, toothbrushes, etc for fats

I usually give out full size candy bars, which is always fun when fats are waiting behind kids and they only get a packet of seeds.

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[–] Ballora 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm in.

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