I normally like the idea of seeing fats at the gym to work off those calories, but this just had me livid. So I find myself at the gym doing some HIIT with a buddy and we utilize a certain area in front of a mirror that has the clock right above it to watch the second hand tick 1 or 2 minutes per set. As we are doing some high knees for a couple minutes I notice a certain "female mass" directly in front of my buddy doing stretches on an exercise ball requiring him to either move over or accept the awkward feeling of watching himself in the mirror as this BEEF KNUCKLE stares back at him through the mirror. I was not completely sure if she was just laying on the ball or actually stretching considering all she was doing was arbitrarily moving her arms.
He decides to just keep his ground since we were obviously there before her and he wants to make it awkward. We leave for a couple minutes to do some pull ups and leave our stuff (cellphone, hand towel, water bottle) there to signify we are coming back. When we come back I split the difference and stay to the right of this ham beast as my buddy stays to its left. About the time we start our lunges this ham & cheese decides that the perfect spot to flail on an exercise ball is right in front of me! Now.... I have no problem with someone in front of me while I'm working out in front of a mirror under certain situations like a busy gym for example, but no... this 300 lbs waste of life has now flopped herself backwards onto an exercise ball directly in front of me.
So now I make a realization.... The worst thing I have seen this month is the FUPA of a beached whale laying on an exercise ball that keeps her arms moving to keep those jiggling tricep flaps in motion while she looks like she is attempting to exercise. And the worst part is this... why is she knowingly doing this awkward shit in front of two fit guys??? The only answer I have is: She feels like she is hot shit an wants ppl to notice...
Am I right?
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[–] Dr_Tubes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is a great Bill Burr rant about fat fucks on planes if any one needs a laugh https://youtu.be/6B3d7220GXw
[–] Gauge2244 [S] ago
I watched this and literally lauched my ass off
[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago
Thanks for posting this link, really enjoyed it