I normally like the idea of seeing fats at the gym to work off those calories, but this just had me livid. So I find myself at the gym doing some HIIT with a buddy and we utilize a certain area in front of a mirror that has the clock right above it to watch the second hand tick 1 or 2 minutes per set. As we are doing some high knees for a couple minutes I notice a certain "female mass" directly in front of my buddy doing stretches on an exercise ball requiring him to either move over or accept the awkward feeling of watching himself in the mirror as this BEEF KNUCKLE stares back at him through the mirror. I was not completely sure if she was just laying on the ball or actually stretching considering all she was doing was arbitrarily moving her arms.
He decides to just keep his ground since we were obviously there before her and he wants to make it awkward. We leave for a couple minutes to do some pull ups and leave our stuff (cellphone, hand towel, water bottle) there to signify we are coming back. When we come back I split the difference and stay to the right of this ham beast as my buddy stays to its left. About the time we start our lunges this ham & cheese decides that the perfect spot to flail on an exercise ball is right in front of me! Now.... I have no problem with someone in front of me while I'm working out in front of a mirror under certain situations like a busy gym for example, but no... this 300 lbs waste of life has now flopped herself backwards onto an exercise ball directly in front of me.
So now I make a realization.... The worst thing I have seen this month is the FUPA of a beached whale laying on an exercise ball that keeps her arms moving to keep those jiggling tricep flaps in motion while she looks like she is attempting to exercise. And the worst part is this... why is she knowingly doing this awkward shit in front of two fit guys??? The only answer I have is: She feels like she is hot shit an wants ppl to notice...
Am I right?
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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
My guess is the beast was hoping that either you or your friend would try to hit on it. Fucking landwhales think they have a chance with fit shitlords. Stay away from our men, piggy!
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[–] Dr_Tubes 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Absolutely.... as the great Bill Burr said " the problem with you fatties going to the gym is you can give up after 10-15 min and get in your car and drive home. What you fat cunts need to do is eat a salad and go for a fucking walking. That way you walk a mile and get tired what the fuck are you gonna do? Curl up and pass out on someone's lawn? No.. then you have to walk home .. easiest 2 miles you will ever do." not exactly what he said but I totally agree, get yourself back into some what of a human form before you get into the gym. I was at the gym today and this fatty was working out with a personal trainer. She was "working out" (and I use that term very loosely) in front of me while I was on the leg press. I got in 5 sets of 10 in the same time as this filthy pig did one set of walking lunges with no weight. She spent the other time talking her trainers ear off. Running your mouth ain't cardio sweet heart! Honestly the trainer looked pretty useless as well but I have to think he realized there was no point pushing this bitch because one look at her and the effort she put in and I knew she was a lost cause.
[–] hsnn502 ago
Oh geeesuuus!
[–] AlanTuringsGhost 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I wish all gyms would ban the beetus barges.
[–] amnat ago
While that's a nice idea, fats subsidize the cost of memberships for shitlords such as yourself. A tub of shit who's too lazy to come to the gym and put any wear on the machines, while also being too lazy to cancel, is pretty much the ideal customer.
[–] Gauge2244 [S] ago
As much as I want to agree with u, they need someplace to do shit where they don't eat themselves to death and actually burn calories.
[–] Merediana 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In general I would agree, I find the gym very ineffective for weightloss, because most people just get hungry after a workout and "reward" themselves for an extra meal that contains probably more than they worked off. But my mom proofed me wrong. She has been a high normal weight BMI over the last years, since her retirement she didn't change her eating but went to the gym 3 times per week and lost 22lbs in under a year and got really slim. Obviously, 22lbs on a fupamonster is close to nothing, on her it's extremly visible.
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[–] Gauge2244 [S] ago
I get it... It's ur mom, But also I get that ppl rewarding themselves after a workout is a treat. But you need to realize that over eating is the problem. She hasn't change her diet, and she needs to.
[–] belil569 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
You really praising a fatty...
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The fupatrons initiates the mating ritual by moving around its victim, showing off the fat..
Yeah she probably thought she was hot shit.
[–] Gauge2244 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"fupatrons" = epic
[–] Dr_Tubes 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This is a great Bill Burr rant about fat fucks on planes if any one needs a laugh https://youtu.be/6B3d7220GXw
[–] Gauge2244 [S] ago
I watched this and literally lauched my ass off
[–] CognitiveDissident5 ago
Thanks for posting this link, really enjoyed it
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, she was displaying to you both, she must think she is hot and wanted you guys to notice.
[–] Gauge2244 [S] ago
That's the only solution I can come up with!!! God these fats piss me off!!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A FUPA!!! Is that so hard to understand?
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol! In their minds OP they are as sexy as Kate Moss, their delusions have no bounds!