Archived Brother's girlfriend tried to set me up on a date (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived Brother's girlfriend tried to set me up on a date (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] 9235970? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I dated a 4'9" once. Super awkward. And then she called me Daddy during sex, like 2 days after I met her dad and went "holy shit it's me in 20yrs"
Didn't take me 5 min to pull out of the driveway.
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hahahahahahahaha yeah... Awkward is definitely one word that comes to mind.
The 4'11" chick I dated didn't really age all too much... It got kinda weird having a gf in your early 20s that looked like she was 14. Before anyone flips shit and goes omfg paedo, we knew each other growing up and had mutual friends. She's a year older than I, and we still catch up with each other here and there. With both of us in our mid 30s, she looks like a teenager, still. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out at least a few of the many ways that relationship was interesting and problematic.