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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

@obeast_destroyer linked it below, but the minute I saw that flying pig I knew it was that super morbidly obese thing from the imgur gif.

Also, here's a fun fact:

That thing is thirteen. As in 13. Thirteen fucking years old. It was twice the size of its dance classmates.

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[–] BeetusNCreme 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Jesus, it looks like it's 35!!!! Holy fuck!

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[–] Ariel115 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'm 35 and it looks older than me.

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[–] manboobs 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You mean, it looks like it weighs 35 stones, right?

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

According to the Target article it's 15 now, but still, what in the holy fuck? That is flat-out child abuse and that... thing is not an athlete, nor is it healthy, nor is it inspiring and most importantly it should never fucking ever wear leggings.

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[–] Bigtop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

At a certain size leggings should self-destruct.

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[–] bareknuckledragon 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If you cut it in half you can tell its age by how many rings of fat it has.

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[–] Honeybunchesofgoats 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

This shit is why I get carded to buy lottery tickets at 28.

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[–] FickleFlame107 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm still getting carded when I go to bars and I'm in my mid 30's. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.