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[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] l23r ago
You could eat a bunch of carbs for a week, drink a bunch of water and wear a metal buttplug on Monday, go in for a weighin, then sit in the sauna, go in on Friday sans assplug and collect your money for 'losing' 3 kilos. Smile at the fats and say "man; that was so easy!"
Though in the long run, they have the ability to lose a lot more; but at least it would provide a shitlording opportunity.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ive gained almost 15 pounds in a weekend eating high sodium "beef jerkey" sandwiches, and drinking heavily.
Idea of water rentention quickly hit me.