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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You couldn't pay me a billion dollars to get fat, even if I knew I could lose it right away. I'm not fucking up my body with stretchmarks, loose skin, fucked up hormones... I mean the list goes on.
[–] SeethingHatred 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Mad respect for Katie Hopkins for gaining and then losing all that weight just to prove that all these lazy fat fucks are completely full of shit. Now that is admirable dedication to the shitlord cause!!!
[–] mk46gunner 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd get fat for $1mil US. Just enough to hit a sloppy 30 BMI. Then instantly cut back and lose it. Bank the after-tax cash, invest some, buy a slick new car, maybe move, and rent out a billboard shaming fats along a major thoroughfare with something like "I could do it as a joke, look who's laughing now, fatty."
Edit: Read it as million, of fucking course I'd do it for a cool billion. Gods be damned. Get me hostess on the line. I'm gonna need some pizza hut, stat! This is a case for Pappa John's!
Seriously though. I'd cheat the system for a billion. Ive been miserable for far less. At least this would have an expiration date or, err, weight, attached to it.
[–] MadBro 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
How fat are we talking? You throw enough money at it you can cure HIV.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I just don't want to be fat for any money ever. Money isn't super important to me but my body is.