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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

applause

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[–] Shepherdess 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

continued applause

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[–] markrod420 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Applause intensifies

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Standing O!

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[–] cultivated_ignorance 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Standing O and another Sitting Orgasm!

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[–] Nofatpeople 1 point 37 points (+38|-1) ago 

Buy a candy bar, take a bite, make a disgusted face, then throw out the rest. It never gets old.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Do you watch to see if the beast attempts to retrieve the free candy? That shit's gotta prey on their mind if they actually manage to walk away.

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[–] performance 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Then watch them covertly fish it out of the garbage.

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"covertly" Like the moon trying to sneak over the horizon.

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[–] thefisherman1961 ago 

Nothing fats do is covert

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[–] AOU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And swap the one you are throwing with another similar packaging but filed with dog shit.

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[–] prince_puma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's some god-tier shitlording. I'm seriously impressed.

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[–] skinnybitch100 ago 

I just ramp it up and say "oh I don't enjoy things with that much sugar". It's just genuinely caring about my health, but it's priceless to make them feel like the chubster they are.

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[–] TheSpyWhoLovedBeetus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I enjoy passing going up on stairs, jogging them two at a time while they huff and puff. Only works on wider public staircases, though, not narrower ones like my apartment with my death fat neighbor. Too narrow. I just wait a few minutes when I see her starting up them... I'm NOT getting stuck eye to ass with THAT. Bluck.

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[–] awisemansaid 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

you have to watch out for the gravitational pull

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[–] thefisherman1961 ago 

A document titled: "Shitlording with Plausible Deniability"

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[–] Dariush 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

you get the lolz, they get diabetes.

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[–] moremetalguitar 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Keep up the good fight.

I do a variation of this at the day-old bakery rack at the grocery store. There's always a herd of housecows around there pondering the half-price pastries and donuts. Go up there, pick up and ponder a few of the most beetusfull items, then put them back, shrug and walk away.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm glad house cow is catching on.

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

ikr i love it, thank you fatties for remembering all the good ones!

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[–] Drkadrka 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Glorious shitlording!

I'd go a step further and make a comment like "sorry, thought I was hungry but couldn't find anything worth all the sugar and empty calories."

I don't even count calories, but if you say it wouldn't fit in your macros they probably would not get it.

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[–] BarrelchestBuffpunch ago 

My workplace is a busy restaurant and bar, it has no vending machines

Or obese employees, come to think of it, now that the only one is on maternity leave

NEVERMIND

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[–] Laserchalk ago 

So I guess they take so long to walk to it that you just casually strole along and get there before them.

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