Archived Because a fat slut is just as pretty as a peacock, right. (kek.gg)
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Archived Because a fat slut is just as pretty as a peacock, right. (kek.gg)
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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Male peacocks have to be fiercely competitive in order to snag a mate. Ugly ones will be rejected by females. You can flaunt all you want but if you're considered gross by your own species you're not getting shit.
[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The whole point of the display peacocks do is to show they're so strong, fit and healthy they can not only survive with the ridiculous weight of those feathers, but thrive enough to keep them glossy and shake them around. So when fatty poombas compare themselves to that, they are extra retarded, and need to really have a good look at themselves.
[–] ScalarWhaler ago
Please don't associate the majestic warthog with these human tragedies. Tis not fair to compare such ugliness with the beauty of wild African swine.
[–] 9011997? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Not to mention the evolutionary history that goes behind the peacock tail. Being a fat human is going against evolution so they're completely different.