Archived Because a fat slut is just as pretty as a peacock, right. (kek.gg)
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Archived Because a fat slut is just as pretty as a peacock, right. (kek.gg)
submitted ago by shadow332
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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Male peacocks have to be fiercely competitive in order to snag a mate. Ugly ones will be rejected by females. You can flaunt all you want but if you're considered gross by your own species you're not getting shit.
[–] Thetiedyeguy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
The whole point of the display peacocks do is to show they're so strong, fit and healthy they can not only survive with the ridiculous weight of those feathers, but thrive enough to keep them glossy and shake them around. So when fatty poombas compare themselves to that, they are extra retarded, and need to really have a good look at themselves.
[–] ScalarWhaler ago
Please don't associate the majestic warthog with these human tragedies. Tis not fair to compare such ugliness with the beauty of wild African swine.
[–] 9011997? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Not to mention the evolutionary history that goes behind the peacock tail. Being a fat human is going against evolution so they're completely different.
[–] Sylph 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
God I hate when people do that clap emoji between every word horse shit.
[–] shadow332 [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
But π how π else π will π I π get π my πpoint π acrossπ!!?!?!? π
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The political correctness enforcement police has noted an anomaly in your comment:
EXTRANEOUS CLAP AT END OF CLAPPED STATEMENT
You will be collected momentarily for reeducation
[–] Owwmuhlegs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And hundred dollar bills
[–] Mike-Sanders 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates the Ratchet Clap.
[–] ginger-saurus-rex 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Sounds like an STD.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] l23r 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is legit triggering... but then I saw this and was like lololol
I really wonder whether this person actually had an ED or whether they were actually average sized and were made to think that was "super dangerously skinny" cause I've never had aneroxia or bulimia or anything like that, but their artwork seriously makes me want to not eat out of fear of looking like the beasts they drew.
[–] Borderline 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
99.9% of these type of instagramers/tumblers never had an eating disorder aside from binge eating. I have anorexia and was talking to my boyfriend about this last night. Just because you have bad self esteem, zero understanding of nutrition, and can not diet right, does not mean you have an eating disorder. You're just dumb.
[–] shadow332 [S] ago (edited ago)
Jesus christ... if you have the time, make an album of that and post it. This deserves its own post.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's because a peacock is beautiful and you're disgusting.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes, because you don't ever put the fork down you fucking pig
[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
"sure, when a peacock is beautiful, its beautiful; but when i act disgracefully and shamefully, im a disgrace." there. its fixed
edit: added emphasis
[–] Borderline 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Or maybe it's because you are not a fucking peacock??