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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Keep us updated on how this goes because this is like a trainwreck in slow motion; you know its really bad but you can't look away.

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They probably won't let us know much, but I'll definitely update if I get any new stories:D

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[–] coryinthehouse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Seconding this, please. I want to know what happens to that poor kid

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[–] KeenAdam 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

A co"worker" of mine has just recently smoked cigarettes to the point of having a miscarriage. Cunts like that can't behave while pregnant need to be castrated.

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I can't believe I'm saying this as someone who miscarried, but...kinda glad she miscarried. That is so irresponsible.

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always have mixed feelings when it comes to family, but I know logically speaking... I might've already told my bf I may steal the kid. That's legit, right?

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Walt, why did they need to roll the heifer side to side? Is it because its too fat to do it itself, or is there another reason? You just know that obese fucking hog had a shit ton of complications but lied so that nobody would try to hinder her endless 9 month buffet. So fucking disgusting and shameful, and if something happens to the kid, I'd bet my left tit that the useless cow will blame it on the doctors/hospital and try to sue. I hope she knows if anything happens to that kid, it's all her fault and could've been prevented. I'd remind her everytime I saw her if that was the case, but I love rubbing shit in especially if I hate the person.

Your brother should just divorce Hogatha now, before she turkey bastes her fupa folds again so that she has an excuse to go full hog for 9 months, version 2.0. You know it's never gonna lose the weight, so a second pregnancy will leave her a candidate for my 600lb life, although she sounds like a close runner up as it is. How old is this ham, ya know, in human years? I hope you embarrass and shame the shit out of her, something like:

"Wow, they had to roll you side to side? That would be so mortifying!! I mean it's one thing if you're disabled, but you're always saying you're so healthy, so that can't be it. That's never happened to any of my friends before, but they hardly gained any weight."

Make the insults just so that after she delivers, they have to roll her into the burn ward when you're done with her.

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[–] mayosnorter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When baby is in distress (e.g. Mom has high blood pressure and baby isn't getting enough blood through the placenta) you can roll mom on her side. This relieves the compression of the giant baby-filled uterus on blood vessels (vena cava) and improves mom's circulation, thereby improving baby's circulation.

She wasn't able to do it herself because she had an epidural and because she's really fat. Not to mention that if she weren't fat, she might not have not had BP issues and the fetus might have not been distressed in the first place.

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[–] jennyanydots817 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Make the insults just so that after she delivers, they have to roll her into the burn ward when you're done with her.

Ha, that was great!

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sadly, I can't make comments to her as I do dearly love my brother. He's been in the process of losing his weight, so he's not blameless at all mind you, but he's always been an insanely smart and caring guy who just ended up with the most worthless women. He's done good and been steady, so we hope he joins our ranks within the next year!

I think on his own he'd stand a better chance of reaching his goals, weight included, but we all know he'd never divorce the mom unless she directly endangered the child. And as much as I'd want her out, I don't want that on my nephew. We all live very close, so we hope we can just take the baby in a lot and give him a better start.

Oh and I later learned she had a very early epidural, so that's why she needed rolling? It took 2 doses because they only last 12hrs and I guess she needed one riiiight away. I had one for the last 4hrs of my labor and wasn't rolled, so no idea why you guys.

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[–] EnchantedWhatNow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know exactly how you feel. My cousins fiance had a baby last September and used it as an excuse to eat like more of a pig then she usually did. She was always complaining that she was at risk for diabetes, Pre-eclampsia, blood clots and heavy bleeding post birth. Did she factor in those risks and adjust her diet? Did she fuck, she used it as a 'Oh my god poor me my pregnancy has been so difficult waaahhhhhh reeeeeeeeeee pass me another KitKat Chunky waaaahhhhhhhhhh".

In my eyes it proves what we all already know...that hams are the most selfish beasts that roam this Earth, and their behaviour will never change, not even for their own spawn.

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My stepsister got preeclampsia and almost bled to death in labor. Hope that food was worth it, lady..

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[–] LordOdaShit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have a friend who had to have her daughter early because of preeclampsia....lives far away and only posts face pics so I didn't know until I saw tagged pics but yup, obeast mcfatty. If only there was some way to dramatically lower your risk for these things.....

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[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It is terrible that she ate so much and ate so much crap that the baby had to be born early and it was bigger that supposed to be :( why is it the scumbags reproducing? I agree also, she isn't disabled and the fact she needed to be rolled around is awful, fat cow.

She could have prevented this but fats are incredibly selfish, they only care when there is something in it for them. Please keep us updated OP!

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And people like me can't have a second, yep. Rabbits and pandas. We are now the pandas. Anyhow, baby was just shy of 8lbs I just learned...at 37 weeks. So wow.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Your TL;DR is hysterical!

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[–] RedditRunaway [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thank you :)

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[–] LuluDiavolo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

God that pisses me off, selfish cow. I did EVERYTHING right. My little shitlords were 9.4 and 10.2 respectively (no meds for either birth and i was walking around the entire fucking time with those gigantic bowling balls). No GD. I exercised up until the day before labor. Pregnancy is dangerous enough without knowingly adding additional complications. If you are this selfish for 9 months, how the fuck are you going to raise that kid?

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