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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Some fun from the comments section:

"It's always the MEDICATION'S fault, never the bottles of ranch dressing jungle-taped together for rapid deployment if a buffet should break out. I am so tired of that excuse. You hear it from the scooter-bound fatbodies on the cruise ship when they can't fit between the tables on deck.

"THIS SHIP ISN'T BUILT FOR PEOPLE OF SIZE!" *inhales three pieces of pizza* "THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!" *rams scooter into ice cream machine, deploys folding shovel to reach dispenser* "THIS IS BECAUSE OF MY MEDICINE!" *uses a rolled-up tortilla to snort a line of butter*""

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I think I'm in love 😂