Archived Shitlord humor: When she lies on you and you can't move anywhere <3 (i.imgur.com)
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Archived Shitlord humor: When she lies on you and you can't move anywhere <3 (i.imgur.com)
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[–] graves2dig 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
and then you die of internal bleeding while being crushed to death...
[–] Pig_wrangler 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've seen this movie before. This is the one where the boulder rolls on him and he has to cut off his hand with a pocket knife right?
[–] ack [S] ago
Made me snort. Thanks!
[–] Ohh 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Ugh these land whales will fucking crush someone this kind of torture should be illegal just imagine the fat rolling across your body
[–] physicscat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Do people not understand proper behavior in PUBLIC?!?!?!?!
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Silly physicscat, if these fats understood proper behavior, they'd never go in public in a friggin bikini, fat version or not.
Also, the, erm, guy in the top image is so pretty, I had to look twice to convince myself it wasn't another hot chick.
[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Typical ham behavior. They're delusional enough to think that they're hot shit, that everyone wants to see them do stuff like that in public.
[–] lostinmiami 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
That's mostly because they smell and look like hot shit. You can smell a hammy coming around a corner. So when someone mutters "What smells like hot shit?" hammies only hear the hot shit part.
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
...and he will never move again. rip