Posted by: ChineseCaptcha
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Archived on: 7/26/2017 10:00:00 AM
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[–] 0000000220220 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
Future history books will use that FB post as an example of the beginning of the decline of the American Empire.
[–] squealingbravery 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Man, they must be hiding a fph goldmine in there. I'll give a diet coke to whoever manages to infiltrate the troll cave in order to get screenshots and "triggered" responses.
[–] rompele 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
If they require you to verify your obesity (like you can verify your shitlord/ladiness here on FPH voluntarily), then all of us are fucked.
[–] squealingbravery 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think it's highly unlikely that these dumb fucking cunts verified 600 accounts so far, lmao. We just need a fake account with a disgusting profile pic and some "friends" (as if these retards had any real friends).
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nah. Take a picture of some nasty fat thing and you’re all set. Pride Day parades are a great place to shoot candids of man-hating, CIS-hating, obese, toxic, neon-haired nightmares that’d be great for this purpose.
[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
At first I thought it was a group for people doing the insanity workout. Turns out is exactly the opposite...
[–] Candyisforfats ago
Sean T Should not be assosciated with such people.
[–] ShitlordCyclist 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Is this satire? I can't even tell any more
[–] ChineseCaptcha [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's real, I'm sad to say.
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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
What is the second rule? The suspense is killing me.
[–] Bigtop 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Eat 4000 calories a minute while whining about skinny bitches and the male gaze.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] turd_pilot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Even the rulebook is fat.
[–] PM_me_dat_fupa_gurl 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"No Men"??
[–] GuntPunt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Easily trumped with "How dare you assume my gender!" Their rules and morals are always so illogical that they are meaningless. It is the simplest thing to circumvent. Lucky for them, no one is going to want to join their awful group.
[–] Turpenoid 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That FB group sounds terrifying.