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[–] BingoButts 0 points 67 points (+67|-0) ago 

Fatlogic is when architecture and building codes appear to be a conspiracy

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[–] Fatty_McGoo 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wish I had two upvoats!

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[–] l23r 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

But they're already sitting down on a wheelchair. Ms. Moremass needs to sit down too!

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[–] BeeGeeAllin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She'd probably tell someone in a wheelchair how lucky they were to not have to walk everywhere all the time.

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[–] angiology 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fuck her. I would've told her fat ass to wait with a smile on my face.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Agreed. Giving in to their demands doesn't make them shut up.

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[–] HonorYourBeetus [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It sure didn't

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[–] cityfox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And if I had time I'd get my makeup just right, text a few old friends, check voat and just take my sweet sweet time.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Urgh!

I'm genuinely disabled and require a powerchair to get around. If I need to use the toilet while out in public then I have to take my carer or husband in with me as they don't have a ceiling hoist to transfer me from my chair to the toilet the way I do at home.

Luckily I'm tiny so even my small female carer is able to help me transfer when out and about.

In the UK, most disabled toilets are a completely separate room to the standard toilets and they're pretty large with grab bars etc to help you out.

It's amazing how many times I've been using the toilet (which takes some time when you need as much help as I do!) only for my husband or carer to start scowling because they can hear someone outside bitching about how long we've been in there (I'm deaf so luckily don't have to listen to them whining).

Almost every single time this happens it's a fatty outside that is loudly complaining about how "selfish bastards" are using the disabled toilets and how "they seem to think it's just there for fun with how long they take" or my favourite "I bet they don't even need it, these toilets are for people like me!"

Many of them become even more abusive than that and will literally start screaming at you through the door to hurry up or they'll kick your head in when you get out (even though there are "normal" toilets right next door with plenty of open stalls).

I don't ever deliberately take a long while as I've had to wait many times myself and if the person outside is actually disabled (even if they're abusive) I'd hate to make them wait as many disabilities mean waiting can easily result in a horribly embarrassing accident.

However, I really enjoy seeing the horrified looks on the faces of the fat cunts that are screeching at us when my husband opens the door and they see me sat there in my powered wheelchair.

I truly enjoy acting apologetic and pretending that I'm oh so sorry that we took so long while explaining that it's really hard for me to go to the toilet as I can't stand up or walk.

In all but the most entitled of cases, you can see the fat shits cringing and wishing the floor would swallow them as everyone around them starts glaring at them and whispering about how selfish they are.

If I screamed back, I doubt I'd get any sympathy but being extra nice makes them look even more of a fat, selfish cunt than they actually are :)

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[–] HonorYourBeetus [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I literally cringed as I read this. here you are, a person who cannot properly move yourself or stand up to use the restroom, or even hear anything (as sounds are just as important in any public space) and these obeasts still take it upon themselves to determine that YOU don't deserve to be in there. And even if they haven't seen you yet, who the hell screams at someone already in the restroom? I know you can't hear it, but I bet you a jelly donut that those fatties can clearly hear your husband hoisting you onto the toilet and moving you around in your chair..they just still feel entitled to harass you!

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thanks, nice to know it's not just me being overly sensitive!

I'm kind of glad I rely on lipreading and can't hear them outside the door as the things my husband and/or carer tell me about these screaming fatties is hurtful enough. I'm sure there are much worse insults that they hide from me in order to protect me.

I know I'm not the only one it's happened to though. One of my (not-quite-so-disabled) friends had to call the police to come and rescue her from a toilet as the fat woman waiting outside became so abusive that she was too afraid to leave! She was on her own and although she can manage simple tasks like that alone, she can't take on an enraged fattie! It's disgusting the way these entitled cunts behave.

As for what you said about them probably hearing my husband or carer lifting me, they may not be able to hear that as there are no hoists in the toilets so they have to physically lift me themselves. (Thank fuck I'm skinny enough for them to move me without hurting themselves!)

Still, in order to do so we do a "countdown" once they have their hands positioned under me. We look at each other so I can see their lips and count down together "3, 2, 1, LIFT!" so that we're both ready and I won't be lifted when I'm not ready (which could result in me toppling sideways).

Not only that but powered wheelchairs have a "clutch" on the motor to stop it rolling until you choose to move it. According to my husband, that clutch makes a very loud, distinctive sound when it clicks on and off. He has to move my chair once he's put me onto the toilet so that he can stand at my side to help if needed. I'm not sure but I think they should be able to hear the clutch kick on and off as well as the wheelchair moving across the floor.

It should be obvious that I'm not using the disabled toilet just because I like the extra space but these irrational, fat bastards still go crazy when they don't immediately get what they want. They probably just don't like having to stand up for a few minutes while they wait!!

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[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You actually gave it to her? Fuck that, I would have rushed to it and taken three times as long as I otherwise would have, maybe played some flappy bird or text someone or something. You need to up your game, this is fatpeoplehate not fatpeoplegrudginglytolerate.

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[–] HonorYourBeetus [S] 1 point 1 point (+2|-1) ago 

Haha..well she seemed like she would easily choke an anorexic whore like me ::sweats nervously::

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[–] Demonic_Mime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Don't let them think they're intimidating just because of their size, there are already far too many fats who think that, and I fucking hate it. Keep in mind that they're also slow, inflexible and unathletic, and their cardio is so bad they get winded doing everyday activities. Just show them who's boss, and if things get violent, stomp the kneecaps and run away.

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[–] whyamihere 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

All you have to do is walk quickly away, they'll never catch you!

Take super glue next time and squirt the seat before leaving the stall. Fuck that fatass.

Only superglue if you know it'll get the bitch fatass...

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[–] l23r 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Please tell me you took a phone out and started audio recording her bitching. Even better, start playing Angry Birds with the sound on.

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[–] HonorYourBeetus [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ugghh missed oppurtunities

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[–] BeatusBurger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's alright. There's a fairly large correlation between diabetes and criminality (poor impulse control leading to bad decisions go figure). Especially since you were in confined quarters and unable to utilize them shitlady cardio abilities.

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[–] AnoInc 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I always found the seats in handicap stalls too tall. But yeah, piss on entitled fats. The poor thing, not having free fixtures catered to their mass.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When you're too at to fit into a bathroom stall, you should lose weight instead of making excuses.

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