[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 119 points (+119|-0) ago 

Should have said, "Thought you said man to man, not man to little bitch"

[–] chodie 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

"...man to piglet"

[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 107 points (+107|-0) ago 

"We were forced to face the fact that there are consequences to selfish piggy actions. We are shocked and upset. Pls make the consequences go away"

[–] Salicaz 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

"No. You should have learned cause and effect as a child."

[–] KikiCat 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Clearly it lacks the reasoning skills that shows that eating more = getting fatter

[–] Mike_1990_tx [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Sounds about right

[–] Obeast_Destroyer 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

You should report him for intimidation.

[–] l23r 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

YES. and if he denies it, you have witnesses at work and also potentially cameras showing that he entered your workplace and maybe even your office.

[–] lezzmeister 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

This, report his ass too. He has no business interfering, trying to get you to drop the charges.

[–] fuckinghell 9 points 2 points (+11|-9) ago 

This is a bad idea and could easily backfire.

[–] lezzmeister 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Yeah, on him, for not reporting it. The restraining order. Do you actually believe this beta had the gall to go in there because he chose to? The pig put him up to it.

[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

If she didn't want to get in trouble she shouldn't have kicked your bloody cane. She's an adult, not a toddler.

[–] l23r 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

even most toddlers wouldn't kick someones cane because they would think hurting a "sick" person is "bad" (not implying that being disabled is sick or bad, but just framing it as a toddler would see things in a simple way like that)

[–] oreovegan 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dude, hurting a sick person IS bad. Hurting ANYONE is bad. But Hams aren't as intelligent as toddlers, as we see every day.

[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Man this story just gets better and better.

He's no more a man than she is a human.

[–] AOU 1 points 27 points (+28|-1) ago 


No greasy pussy pass, sue that mayo's ass.

[–] Mike_1990_tx [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 


[–] Perron 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Instead of asking you to drop charges, that pig beta should be dropping its even bigger landwhale of a wife before the thing becomes even more of a liability to his finances

[–] DevilsMonkey 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Good job. For the first time in this things life it will learn that actions have consequences. I hope it dies of a heart attack as soon as it hears it's going to prison.

[–] lezzmeister 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well, considering prison health care, good chance she will. Beetuscare and high cholesterol management will not be what it was on the outside, and neither will treatment for a heart attack.

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I worked in a smallish ER with a contract from three local prisons. It isn't a trauma center and all traumas were supposed to go to the major trauma center one county over. One night I was working and they brought in a guy who had multiple stab wounds. The guy had a collapsed lung, we had to put a tube in him to reinflate his lung and have the trauma center send a helicopter to get him so he could get surgery. The doctor asked the guards what exactly they were thinking bringing a stabbing victim there. The guards response was "he didn't look that bad". Lol, prison care can be pretty bad.

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