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[–] Nofats_will_MAGA 0 points 87 points (+87|-0) ago 

Patient: I am so fat that my body does not ovulate.
Doctor: Lose weight until your body does ovulate.
Patient: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Thin privilege is being able to ovulate. The new HAES Ministry diktat is that all BBW will get all the turkey basters.

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[–] aTaleOfTwoFee-Fees 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Username +1

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[–] DayShaun 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How do farmers get a pig pregnant? However it is, they're much healthier hormonally than this thing so maybe that's not the answer either.

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[–] kraftykat 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Well son, when a man loves a pig very, very much... A mother in law in appears

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It is well known among animal breeders that you do not breed a fat animal or allow a pregnant animal to become fat because it makes the pregnancy and birth more difficult.

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[–] TimGadget [S] 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

I'm sending this post to the Dr. I think this is slander and she should at least drop this sow as a patient and possibly sue.

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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I googled the Doctor and she had great reviews. Only 2 bad reviews. I assume they are from fatties.

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[–] TimGadget [S] 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

I googled her and of course she thin. That's why the pig "got vibes just by looking at her." They reopen tomorrow but I couldn't find a contact directly to the Dr. I'll call and see where I can send the post tomorrow though.

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[–] Perron 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The doctor should drop this one and her other sow patients. They are only a legal liability in everything they are involved

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

The doctor should drop this one and her other sow patients.

Yes, but from what height?

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[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's not slander. Don't downvoted me. I just support the first amendment.

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[–] TimGadget [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If it's not true is it slander?

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's like that other TiTP post that complained about "Baltzing" because a certain Dr. Baltz didn't buy into their fatlogic and told his patient to lose weight if they wanted less joint pain.

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[–] SaintThorlak 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I did some math, assuming the pig is 5' 6'' or 1.676 meters a weight of 112.41 Kg or 247.30 pounds would be a BMI of 40. To lose half her body weight to be a 40 BMI the pig is at 224.82 Kg or 494.6 pounds.

A woman near 500 pounds is at limited mobility. What kind of mother could it be ?

(I thought someone here at FPH was having fun until I saw the name of a real doctor.)

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[–] Rimfakse 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Thank you for doing the math, I was really wondering if it's even possible for somebody to lose half their body weight and still be morbidly obese...TBH I tend to believe it's a troll post. 500 lbs fatass wanting to conceive having a gender fluid partner & cuck husband? Seems too good to be true

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[–] Wizardslayer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You'd be amazed how many losers there are out there. I'm sure the partner is husband are also 300+ pounds. A friend of mine went to school with a girl who is 300+ pounds, had a fat husband and then met some other beastly girl online, declared herself to be bi then pan (also lied and claimed she was always pan and that a girlfriend was stabbed because of their relationship and died in her arms), and had the beast move in.

Then about 2 months later the beast convinced the husband to throw the wife and stole all her money.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The rebloggers are no different, take love-bites-but-so-do-i's Tumblr for example:

Genderqueer | They/Them Pronouns | Pansexual | Polyamorous | I'm a Gothic Nerd with a Lot of Feminist Sideblogs (Which is Probably why I Follow You) | I Have Depression and Anxiety Disorder and Share Dark, Sad Photography Here To Cope

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[–] ChipSlap 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The possibility of an error in math by the ham is always in play.

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[–] kraftykat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Right. Hams exaggerate and outright lie. We all know this

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[–] Captain_Hamerica 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's not having a kid to be a mother, it's nearly at the size to need 3 people to care for her so it's trying to breed up another one.

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[–] dancemonkey 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was hoping someone would weaponise the autism and do this.

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

sounds like this spheroid shouldn't be reproducing anyway

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[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Exactly.

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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

I sobbed when my husband came home.

Fuck, I completely lost it there.

This has to be satire, but I love it.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

These damn imbiciles who claim cinnamon crunch is a fucking gender.

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[–] Syouken 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

really? is that a thing now? o.0 fats are so dumb they'll identify as food?

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[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The doctor doesn't even need to shitlord the patient. The unnatural amount of fat has already taken away the possibility of natural procreation.

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[–] Bunnnnnnn 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

A BMI of 80 at my height (5"3) is 451 pounds. The doctor was asking her to get to (if my height) 225.

What do they not understand? It is not the Doctor preventing her from getting pregnant... it is the fatfuck patient and her overly excessive fat preventing pregnancy.

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[–] ChipSlap 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Must slim down to merely fat-piece-of-shit size.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I honestly didn't know bmi charts went that high. I just assumed it ended somewhere.

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[–] Ari-55 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

BMI is more of mathematical formula than anything else. It basically goes until you run out of numbers. A normal weight for a 100 foot man is 44000 pounds.

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[–] Bigtop 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The grave.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I used to think this too. I thought it topped out at 100 for some reason. How wrong I was.

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[–] Fllmia 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

HOLY FUCK. Pig is so fucking fat losing half its weight would be a 40 BMI????

There should be a requirement "No healthcare for BMI > 25".

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fucking amen

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Save the backs of EMTs and nurses who would otherwise have to lift these patients. Because usually the mechanical lifts don't work or something else goes wrong.

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