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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago  (edited ago)

HEY! You splashed me.

Yeah, it's a pool.

You'd think a fucking whale would know how water works.

What a piece of shit. I'd have laid into him hard. Let his tears add to the urine and beetus sweat he's undoubtedly already added to the overtaxed chlorine in the pool.

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[–] Cowtownrunner [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

And not only that but it was full of kids because they had an egg hunt in the pool. That's plastered everywhere and this thing was so annoyed to have them interrupted its lazy river time.

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[–] Hamderella 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I would be pissed off if someone interrupted my ass washing time too! 🤢

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[–] blue5car 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

To be fair, it is a rather big target.

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[–] Cowtownrunner [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Exactly. Not like she could avoid it.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I was four or five years old when my family went to a waterslide park. The kid at the top of the slide made sure everyone was past a certain point before he left the next person on. That way the person picks up speed and they will be long in the pool before someone else comes after them.

I was unlucky enough to get behind a fat. I have my hands on my shoulders, feet in front of me, flying down the slide, when I reach the bottom of the slide and what do I see?

Fat motherfucker, running his hands along the slide so he goes slower. He'd been doing that the entire ride so I'm barrelling down on him. I scream out MOOOOOOOVE!!!!

He turns around and scolds me SLOW DOWN!

I yell back, unwilling to stop myself even if science allowed it. He keeps screaming so I aim for his lower back and fly into the motherfucker's lumbar spine going at full speed. He goes into the pool with me.

As soon as I get out of the water I see him coming after me, a kid in single digits, like a monster out of a b movie. He starts screaming ab out killing me.

That's when my dad stepped in. The only time of my life he ever stuck up for me but he's a big dude and rains down on him so he doesn't even have to land a punch.

TLDR; Fatty scared of going down a waterslide threatens a kid but runs in terror from an adult

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[–] kraftykat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's hilarious. I hope you hurt it

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[–] SwampAintDrained 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

They shouldn't be allowed in the pool, the water seeps into all their crevices and extracts the gunk.

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[–] Running_Bear23 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I mean wouldn't you be annoyed if you were getting your monthly cleaning and some kid splashed you?

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[–] Cowtownrunner [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The title is meant to say even after she apologized (she shouldn't have). Sorry I'm on mobile and it screwed me up.

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[–] Dildo-Shwaggins 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Can't you report it to the cops for exposing its breasts around children?

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[–] chewinggum 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Damn check out the legs on the lifeguard! I'm jealous.

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[–] Tax_Blobs 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Shes good !

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[–] lezzmeister 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Take care op. Hippo's are fiercely territorial, and will come after you and bite. The few teeth they have are very sharp, they kill more people in Africa than any of the other big animals.

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