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[–] ShitArchon ago (edited ago)
"I have to keep up my sugars!"
Remember the time shitlord cop /u/MorbidlyObese saw a car wreck caused by a ham reaching down to grab M&Ms while driving? They'll even bring Big Gulps to the emergency room--apparently the emergency is non-critical enough that they have time to stop at a convenience store on the way. Last week, a ham on the bus I was riding cracked open a tallboy, rules like "no open food and drink containers" and "don't spill your beetus crap on the bus" be damned. It's a pattern of behavior I've never once seen with anyone who had a BMI under 40.
[–] Syouken 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've seen this on the bus too. I've also noticed butterballs staring at whatever food I picked up but haven't opened yet. fats shouldn't be allowed on a bus.