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[–] atoland 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You never know when your car will breakdown 1/8 mile from an exit that has 53 fast food places. You could be there 15-20 minutes before you can get a ride to a Mickey Dees. I mean really, we all aren't marathon runners that could walk that FAR (sarcasm sign). One could starve to death in that length of time.

Come to think of it I guess you could order pizza. That's what Steven Assanti's father should have done on their caravan to Texas. Just order dominoes & tell them to toss it through the window at him like a frisbee instead of stopping every 15 minutes to feed the elephant.

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[–] ShitArchon ago 

before you can get a ride to a Mickey Dees

Of course the Tumblrina shirt site LookHuman has a "chicken nuggets are love, chicken nuggets are life" shirt along with mainstays like "Fries before Guys" and "Riots not Diets."