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[–] xenoPsychologist [S] 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

alt text reads: "The joints are showing signs of rigor mortis, the eyes are faded and cloudy, the extremities are clearly deprived of oxygen and have begun to discolor, and the pulse is so faint and irregular, it's most likely just bacterial exhaust creating gas bubbles." "But what about my-" "OH, GOD. YOU'RE ALIVE."

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[–] NS1488 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Just make sure you keep the weight off.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thought the referral was going to be some elaborate plan to make it walk a lot in order to find the doctor. I think this was better.

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[–] PromiscuousTaco 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Even then they won't change their lifestyles.

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[–] MelatoninDreams 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Gotta love those Deep State Doctors.

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[–] lorek 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thanks, totally lost it giggling uncontrollably at that.