Posted by: bitpixie
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[–] skinny4life 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
If she wanted to live in NYC, there are multiple housing options that would fit her better (pun intended). Just off the top of my head: Bronx Zoo, Central Park Zoo, New York Aquarium, the landfill in Staten Island (free food), etc...
[–] knitshitlady 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just dump her in the East River. She will eventually swim back to her natural habitat, whales are good at navigation
[–] skinny4life ago
She might eat Roosevelt Island
[–] bitpixie [S] ago
OMFG i lold so hard