Posted by: bitpixie
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] skinny4life 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
If she wanted to live in NYC, there are multiple housing options that would fit her better (pun intended). Just off the top of my head: Bronx Zoo, Central Park Zoo, New York Aquarium, the landfill in Staten Island (free food), etc...
[–] knitshitlady 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Just dump her in the East River. She will eventually swim back to her natural habitat, whales are good at navigation
[–] skinny4life ago
She might eat Roosevelt Island
[–] bitpixie [S] ago
OMFG i lold so hard
[–] shitwink 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Absolutely fucking hilarious that she has to go through doorways sideways. Yeah, it's clearly the door that's the problem.
[–] FitMachoNaziAtheist 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Went back to reddit, voat is no different.
[–] FinallyLeftReddit 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Typical ham logic, the world is the problem, not them for being too damn big to fit through a doorway.
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[–] bitpixie [S] ago
I gota find a pic of it lawlalwawaw
[–] VegetarianZombie1 ago
Please don't. You'll never be the same again.
[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, it's the apartment's fault. I bet she blames the chairs when they break under her, too.
[–] ZappyKins ago
That darn gravity!
[–] Pinkmushroomlover ago
I hope she's on the bottom floor, for everyone else's sake
[–] click_norris ago
When you have to apply lube to your body to make it through the door... #fatpeopleproblems