Posted by: RobertPaulson
Posting time: 5.4 years ago on
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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101 upvotes, 1 downvotes (99% upvoted it)
~31 user(s) here now
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[–] C9 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
I feel you
[–] OgreSounds 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
I will start responding to fatties for you my friend.
[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It looks like you're a lady... Since I'm a guy, we could set our locations for the same city. You shitlord the guys, I shitlord the girls.
[–] OgreSounds 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Make fatties delete their accounts and rethink their choices one city at a time. I like the way you think.
[–] joshy83 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
I miss the ban poems. :(
[–] click_norris 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Those were some of the best bans but I always got a thrill when I saw a ban from any of the mods.
[–] Shitwherever 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yes, where is Hamatha?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you "tried" to lose some weight?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Mocking the lying hammy
We have a hard time understanding how much it ate
You've got your sympathizers
Cheering your fatass on
Here we don't care about you
Banned, now hamplanet be gone.
[–] joshy83 ago
beautiful ;___;
[–] DessertFox 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'll try my hand at it.
Damn! This is hard.
[–] joshy83 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
your legs are scary dark and deep \ full of beetus that makes them weep \ here's a ban before you sleep \ here's a ban before you sleep
Plz come back or there will be more bad ripoff poetry.
[–] RielDtok_ 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Yeah, it seems like they can't even make the effort to go to a different site to "brigade" us any more. Even downvotes on submissions are rare here, though I guess that might partially be because you need 100 karma to downvote.
[–] LikeJesusButTaller 1 point 23 points 24 points (+24|-1) ago
Yeah, it's driving me mad. I want to downvote already!
[–] Ham_Hunter 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Well I'll put you 1% closer to that goal
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
One thing that's amusing though is there isn't the brigade of downvoting hams. Posts in FPH rarely got above 90% upvotes even if the comments were entirely positive, whereas here they stay near 100%. There must have been a LOT of hams lurking and downvoting.
How pathetic must you be to subscribe and watch a sub dedicated to hating you only to angrily downvote everything?
[–] LikeJesusButTaller 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Post some. There's a lot out there.
[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
I miss our mods wielding their banhammer. :( Especially TPW @The_Penis_Wizard
Found out though that it's because Voat's system is set up that way.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Set up what way?
[–] juniorTheViking 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think only the creator/owner of the sub can ban people.
[–] xxlthrowaway 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dating website posts are the best.