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[–] FPH_Shitlord 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

I love this format! This is awesome... But God damn, the last time I was at Disney World it was 1992 and I bet it looked a lot different. It's so fucking ridiculous how disgusting people are. Shameless... It's not going to get any better either. We shitfolk are going to be highly sought after.

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[–] 8727962? 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I used to work at Disney. It's pretty fucking outrageous to see American and British tourists next to the slim Asians and Brazilians.

And you can tell the brits and americans apart by the jerseys and pastiness.

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[–] trashpandaparty 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

The first truly morbidly obese people I saw were at Disney World in probably 1996. Being from rural Canada,I had definitely seen fat people, even very fat people, but I had never seen Scootypuff level fats. I was so mesmerized the human body could be so distorted and still basically function.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

First time I ever saw a scooter was at Disney in 1990. I asked my mom if the elderly woman was a robot as I never saw one before. Now I don't go a day without seeing one. Now I rarely see the elderly in them, only fats. I have noticed a lot of elderly people being pushed in the wheelchair with the basket on it rather than the scooter. Easy to push a thin person and thin people have friends to push them.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ditto. And it was in 2000. I was horrified. As were my kids, who didn't want to board rides with "them."

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[–] GeneralPepper [S] 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Sought after by either avid collectors, or an angry mob with torches and pitchforks and burgers

It was packed though. I'm talking at least a couple hundred thousand people. I've never seen so many people in one place before, not in a city, or anywhere.

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[–] Daucus7 3 points 16 points (+19|-3) ago 

I want to ask boys don't they want to fucking kill themselves over the fact they're growing breasts?

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[–] GeneralPepper [S] 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

front and back boobs.

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[–] TattooedWife 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

This is cute

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[–] GeneralPepper [S] 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

I'm glad you think so!

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[–] TattooedWife 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I absolutely do!

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[–] Chicup 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

I've got young kids and we go to Disney about once every year and a half. Generalpepper was being kind or just not the right time of year for obeasts. I saw SOOOOOOO many obeasts, including one guy that needed his kid to push his scootypuff as it didn't have the power to quite make it up inclines, guy had to be close to 600, in his 30's, kid was like 9...

At one point I'm peeing at a urinal and I hear a huff/puff sound of a fat man behind me. I could tell he was an obeast just by the sound. He got next to me and started to heft his fupa to piss. I made a speedy retreat.

It was beyond awful. The kids though, were the worst and most tragic. I saw a girl who had to be all of mine, with an obeast mother and just normal fat dad who had to be close to 200, at 9. She was too young to know the misery her mother has set for her, she was excited and energetic because Disney, fuck ya!, but you knew there was probably no hope.

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[–] jagz 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The children are the worst because they are essentially hostages. My husband has horror stories about young kids (like 9-13) who already have diseases due to obesity and it's basically guaranteed to shorten their lives - like, even if they somehow manage to shape up and go on to be normal humans in adulthood, the damage is already done and their lifespans will be shorter for it. He has told me some terrible stories (some I should post here sometime). But NOTHING gets him more worked up then an obese child. It is abuse, plain and simple. No way to say it other than that.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They have kids for the social status it gives and either set them up to be losers or just fail at raising them. Selfish fucks.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There is nothing I hate more than people who fatten up children like that. Childhood obesity has reached the point that adult diseases like type 2 diabetes (remember when it was "adult-onset diabetes"?), atherosclerosis, hypertension, and high cholesterol are commonplace.

For a 9-year-old girl, the "97th percentile" weight (which really means 97th percentile 40 years ago because the CDC knows what's up) is 98 pounds. In other words, 98 pounds for an average height 9-year-old girl is quite fat. So how the fuck did we get to 200 pounds?! That is obese for a grown-ass 5'8" "woman"! It is more than twice the weight of an already fat little 9-year-old!

CPS should remove that girl from her parents, who should be charged with capital child abuse, which would be a new category for fattening up children or sexually abusing them. Livestock would be ineligible for jury duty.

I realize that being fat already carries the death penalty, but sometimes Lord Beetus is too damn slow. On the other hand, lethal injection is more humane than fats deserve. (Compare to dying in your own filth as your limbs rot off, which Lord Beetus is happy to provide.)

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[–] BlackKateMoss 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Masterpiece. Thanks for the earless baby goat eye bleach.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

I. Love. This. So much. What a fantastic idea.

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[–] greyhunter4 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What's crazy is half of them don't even look that fat to me anymore. I mean they are, but the REALLY fat fucks have lowered the bar so far being just pretty fat doesn't phase me that much.

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[–] Chuckfin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I feel like there is a Southpark episode about this

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Please make more!

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