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[–] Sylph [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That actually makes sense, seeing as she works in a grocery store. It must be torture!
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
LOL at the fitbit. Trying not to think about the white gunk....
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have only ever seen whales with fitbits. My sister told me she's planning on getting one (even though she can't afford diapers), and I just though, "figures".
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's leftover ranch dressing
[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Have you ever tried that stuff? I've heard some interesting comparisons, cold snot, watery c**, but I won't mention them cuz they're gross :P
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Ranch is only 'ok' if you have fresh veggies to dip it in.
[–] theepilepticferret ago
Ranch? It's ok in small doses. I wouldn't put it on a salad though. Besides, it's super high in calories... definitely not something you'd want to make a habit of eating
[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Google it. "Angular cheilitis, inflammatory disorder, causes redness, crusting, or cracking at the corner of the mouth. Thrush is a fungal infection in the mouth causing whitish patches on the tongue and inside the cheeks. Thrush is a fungal infection in the mouth causing whitish patches on the tongue and inside the cheeks." It is because they eat such a poor diet. Only junk food. Such poor nutrition. You cannot maintain health with a diet of Ding Dongs and McDoubles.
[–] Ilisyer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sugahs so high their saliva is syrup.
[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You saw the new 600 lb life. That fuckers mouth was crusted like a glazed donut.
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Holy fuck I think you may have turned me off donuts for the first time ever.
[–] Z3xxy9 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This whole thread of comments is stomach churning. It's like a special kind of word Gore.
[–] Celtic_Queen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I see it sometimes and it proper squicks me out, disgusting, people who can walk around with loads of gunk on their face are people I want nothing to do with.