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[–] PucktheFairyKing [S] 1 points 41 points (+42|-1) ago 

Just the level of entitlement this fat has! She is so invested in being fat that she doesn't find normal sized humans attractive anymore.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Even just one sentence:

When we got together he was a cute fresh-faced young looking 20-year-old. He's now 35 and still looks 20. He's short. He's skinny—and skinnier than when I met him since he runs marathons now. He's almost hairless. He has a small face. He's basically a twink.

That's like saying "boohoo, I'm rich! I'm so miserable because I don't have the spiritual depth those starving Africans have!"

How many men and women on dating sites would absolutely kill to be with a 35-year-old who looks good? How many people would kill to have a partner who still looks similar to how they did when they first got together instead of getting dumpy and going off the cliff? For contrast, this person is 32.

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[–] GREENBUT 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

i love that she points out that he is short, was he not short when they got together?...lol wtf

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ, I'm older than that creature and it looks old enough to be my dad.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm 32 and routinely feel that the overwhelming majority of people my age, not even just the lardasses, look a good 10 years older than me.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

boohoo, I'm rich! I'm so miserable because I don't have the spiritual depth those starving Africans have

I've actually seen people earnestly argue for that general idea on reddit. Basically that if you grow up poor you're exposed to harsher situations earlier, and have the privilege of getting to learn coping skills. Or a family not having enough money to buy packaged meals, so learning how to cook while the long suffering middle class is denied the opportunity. I didn't see it pop up all that often. But just the fact that I saw the argument at all is insane.

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Woah there, shitlord!

This Real Womyn™️ deserves a 6'6" male model! Only a real man could handle her fierce curves and slaying attitude!

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[–] Pm_me_ur_genetiks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Only shit ladies deserve 6'6" men. A 6'6" man is just as rare as shit ladies.

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[–] cdglow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She is so invested in being fat that she doesn't find normal sized humans attractive anymore.

Doubt that what she's saying here is actually the reality.

Even fats know (whether they admit it publicly or not) that fit people are the attractive ones.

What might be going on is that her husband has been rejecting her very subtly (stopped showing affection, stopped going down on her, whatever) and she's embarrassed at being disgusting, and mentally trying to hamster it away as "it's not that I'm disgusting, I'm just not attracted to him anyway".

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

The husband deserves better. For his shitlord sake, I hope they divorce.

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[–] Shit_Lord_EatinGrin 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

... he's in his thirties and looks like he's in his twenties and that's... A... Bad? Thing?

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

And he hasn't gotten laid in like....5 years? That poor dude.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Fat adds like 20 years so it'll look like a 20 year old and 50 year old and people'll think she's his mom.

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[–] Hellad0pe 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

He probably doesn't care because he's already been with his thin, fit side chicks for years.

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[–] jagz 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Dan missed a golden opportunity to really lay into her. She let herself go and now she's pissed that her husband didn't and she compensates by claiming she wants a "manly man" (when in reality, she wants a man as dumpy as her so as to not make her feel shitty about her own size).

Also, you know what cures depression? EXERCISE. It should be said every single time a tubby blames depression for their fatness. Every damn time.

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[–] BlackKateMoss 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

True, but notice Dan gave 3 realistic options. Dan Savage knows fats aren't going to exercise.

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[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I suppose this way he made it more likely that she'll listen to his advice. So her husband might have a chance finding someone who appreciates being with him.

I suspect that after the divorce she'll quickly see her fantasy of being with a taller and more "manly" looking guy crashing down. It's possible she did have a chance with those men before she met her husband, but they are very unlikely to go for the older and fatter version of her.

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[–] LspyL 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not to mention that it might very well be that obesity causes depression.

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[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I sure as hell would hate life as a fat so it's not hard to imagine.

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He probably feels sorry for the husband and is trying to help him by convincing the pig to divorce.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Hahahaha! Yeah right. More like you've become a giant, disgusting sack of failure and you feel soul-crushingly insecure and inadequate next to someone who is your complete opposite. To deal with this, your delusional brain has invented some bullshit fantasy where it's you who is not attracted to him and that's because he's too skinny to compensate for the fact you have given-up any and all sexuality yourself. We totally believe it :/

You should break-up with him. He deserves better than a landwhale and the image of you being thrust back into reality when you go out to "play the field" and find men would rather cut off their dicks than fuck you is hilarious. You'll be crawling back begging for his suddenly not so "manchild, twink" dick faster than you can say, "Yes, I would like fries with that."

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[–] Sniktun2 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Agree soooo much. The entitlement of this fat bitch is unreal "I doubt I will ever do better so I don't want to leave him" I mean what the fuck kind of cunt says that. You should be married to someone because you love them, not because you think you wont do better. Poor bloke, he deserves better that the land whale, I feel bad he has wasted so many years. I hope she does end up single just so she can live the hard hitting fact that she will die alone, fat sack of shit

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

not break up, have a heart attack and die.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

TIL: not being a fatass and being short makes you a manchild.

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[–] Sniktun2 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

She calls him a short ass but was madly in love with him 10 years ago..... unless something drastic has happened, pretty sure he's the same height

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[–] rompele 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you! Idk what his height has to do with anything. He was "short" (funny how she only says that when she's fed up with him) when you met, he isn't magically going to grow anytime soon.

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[–] miss-t 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only to behemoth she-beasts

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I know this is off the fat hate track here, but I gotta ask: why do these women complain that their husbands are short? He was short when she married him. It's not like he shrunk in a rainstorm after the wedding. Looks like another case of the wedding being more important than the actual person himself.

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[–] Gizmomax 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

5'5" 120 shitlady here. Neither I nor any of my fit friends really care about a guy's height. From a primal point, we look and feel feminine alongside almost any man. Not true when a woman weighs over 200. The importance of the guy's height is directly proportional the the woman's height.

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[–] Ebonyshitlady 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm 5'8 and 132lbs and I'm not gonna lie, I love tall men, as do most of my friends. I'm taller than most women and I'm the same height as quite a bit of men. I can admit that a short man is a deal breaker for me. Most of my boyfriends prior to my husband were at least 6'0. And not a single one of my exes would date fat women.

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[–] mrjuicer 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

"The importance of the guy's height is directly proportional the the woman's heightweight."

I love it, that's a great post.

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[–] Pm_me_ur_genetiks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I am 5'4" 105lbs shitlady. A man must be atleast 6' ft tall minimum.

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[–] rompele 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The importance of the guy's height is directly proportional the the woman's height.

So true! I'm 5'2, 111 lbs, and my BF is like 5'4-5'5 and I give 0 shits that he's short, 'cause I'm not a fatass that needs to nitpick at his height. Plus, why do these 200+ blubberwhales think they deserve a tall, fit man anyways?? I saw a tall, handsome, fit guy this morning and thought to myself, "that's why you're at the top of the food chain. You can get anyone you want."

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[–] ellevit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The butter ogre probably had that 'now I can get fat' thoughtbubble floating over her head when he put the ring on her. Now that she's a full blown lardbeast, he probably looks small next to that shambling mound of adipose tissue. Maybe he isn't even short, but she's just so ginormous with a comically small head, that they look like a female spider + male spider couple.

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