Posted by: cetirizine
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[–] Runway22L 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
What's the point of living a life like that? Most people just start hitting their stride in their early thirties. She's at the end of her life because she chose to major in food studies? What a waste.
[–] LightAsFeathers 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Right? How do hams get such enjoyment out of food? ...It's not even GOOD. Flavorless cardboard and their gross reheated mush.
[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Let us know when there's a SUCCESS.
[–] damnbiker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Average weight gain since birth: 22 lbs per year. Each and every year. Think about that.
Was the mom also a hambeast?
[–] cetirizine [S] ago
Her mom was a small-fat. Surprisingly, her boyfriend (yes, you read that right!) was average BMI sized. Supervisor reckons the guy is a feeder.
[–] Fightinjuice 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
300kg holy shit, how much garbage would you need to inhale to maintain that?
[–] Ari-55 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I did the math. Assuming she's around 5'5, that's about 4700 calories daily. To maintain.
[–] Rialed 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Kilograms... not pounds. At 30. OMG.
[–] Carsandsarcasm ago
Fats love instant gratification. They don't want to die later. They want to die now!
[–] hypercat ago
The mom is an enabling piece of shit.
[–] hypercat ago
That's 650 lbs in freedom units.