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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Hamlet woman" ... so much for fat chicks being harder to kidnap ... a.k.a. jokes write themselves.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

She may be 22, but I think it would be more productive to the search to tell people to look for a 44 year old.

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[–] 8678092? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I immediately thought older woman with grown kids.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hamlet, 22 yrs old, BMI off the chart, Everlast sweatshirt, slip-on shoes. All of that makes me think this is a joke. "Missing," though, that's going too far! Just look around, I'm sure this beast can be easily seen.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Not like she could waddle too far.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Silver alerts are usually for the elderly. Is this thing mentally handicapped?

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's fat. It goes without saying that it's mentally handicapped.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Touché

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[–] fatis4punching 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to think that, too. I found out years ago that they are just for adults in general.

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My mom works in a hospital and they have code silver for missing/lost elder. They'll say 'code silver, male Bob' so anyone walking around looking confused is asked 'Bob?' until they're found. It's often used for elders with dementia/Alzheimer's or who aren't completely lucid.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hamlet woman... Classic shit lord. Not a full ham yet, just a hamlet.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"She may be disoriented and require medical attention", TFW you're in your 20's and you're suffering from wither diabetic shock, or a cardiac arrest.

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[–] ittybittybitchy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you'd asked me just based on the thumbnail, I would have sworn on my life get this thing was 50+. SWORN.

Instead it's younger than me.

What the fuck are we coming to.

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[–] Gordofobica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only 5'2'' and 215lbs. True Hamlet right there.

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[–] cdinvb [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Used to say "corn fed" back when I lived in the general area. And "Hoosier Beauty."

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[–] jennyanydots817 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ha. In my home town, we use the term (lower case) "hoosier" as slang for an inbred, ignorant white trash type of person.

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