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[–] mayosnorter 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Count Snackula

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[–] Sylph 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That was beautiful haha

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I wish I had more than one upvoat to give for your caption alone, OP😘

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[–] love_rape 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's a couple of women here with flair along the same lines. Makes me smile every time I notice :)

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[–] Sylph 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hehe

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You kill it not with a stake to the heart, but with a steak to the heart.

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[–] DestroyAllFats 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

YOU CAN TELL HOW QUIRKY I AM BY MY RAINBOW HAIR!

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[–] proteinfordays 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Upvoated mainly for pun in the title 🙃 but wtf is this lardbag trying to do, trying to be edgy and risqué? DW you totally look good and mysterious, nobody will notice the extra ten inches hanging off your spare tire, the black lace is your signature look!

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Hampiera. Nosfondue. Alucarbs. Lesnack. Count Boarlok. Morbetus, the Lying (about calorie count) Vampire

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[–] 8661427? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Belly lugosi" is a good one too. This is definitely your catagory.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Morbetus. I love it.

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Blood must be super calorie dense.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If it's feeding on the blood of othet hams... their blood has lots of sugar in it

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[–] lautrec_of_carim 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No wonder there aren't vampires anymore in America.

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Now that's brilliant, bravo! Back to your coffin Vampyra!

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's aren't any big enough :(

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What was it Al Bundy said? Oh yeah, she's a BIGGIN!

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