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[–] jennyanydots817 0 points 86 points (+86|-0) ago 

Next time say, "Excuse me, you dropped something. It's over there by your son.".

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[–] Bigtop [S] 1 point 34 points (+35|-1) ago 

Omg. That would be classic.

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

that implies its worth mating with.

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[–] jennyanydots817 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Never underestimate a pig fucker.

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[–] Bigtop [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm still laughing at your comment!

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Genius!

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

if someone called my fiance my brother, i'd laugh, not eat my peanut buttery feelings about it in line. I love how only fat activists would read a fucking political agenda into mundane interactions and then turn around and get on tumblr to try and pretend they love being a corpulent pile of flesh. pathetic!!

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[–] JohnnySkidmarx 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Having never viewed Tumblr, I picture 90% of the "contributors" to be fat women.

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[–] SummeGai 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Tumblr is 90% porn. The 10% that isn't porn is 90% fat women.

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[–] 8640292? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What could she even buy at VS? Perfume that smells like cupcakes?

Anyone remember that story about the employee asking the girl if she knows her size and the fatty getting triggered because they thought they were calling them fat?

http://archive.is/KpQis

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[–] fathateaccount 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

lol holy shit...omg i went through a candle isle at some big box store...1/2 of them were scents like "coockies and creme" or " cinaman and apple"

all i could think of was fat fucks laying on the couch after the insulin spikes fromall the pig food they ate thinking "uggghhh i cant shove more food in my mouth...ill light this candle so i can at least smell it."

fat fucks.

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[–] ellevit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The 100₤ the beetus beast spent elsewhere means more business from humans. I would be more likely to bring my money to a store that doesn't accomodate fat shits.

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[–] Bigtop [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She was looking at panties when I saw them the first time.

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[–] PiggerTrigger ago 

Did you let it know tents are on aisle seven?

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[–] Bigtop [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The little girl in front of me went wild spraying the sample perfumes. That many smells mixed wth the peanut butter was disturbing!

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[–] ArthurEdens 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

hope the underwear she bought had a holster for the peanut butter jar

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[–] Urbeetusnotmyprob 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Insert applause

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[–] PetChan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My grandpa got an asian girlfriend after grandma passed away. She was only 10 years younger but looked remarkably well for her age. A lot of people assumed she was his nurse or something. Should I have started a movement at that point? Age activism?

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[–] miqotes 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Same happened with my mom and brother. People thought she was my sister or his girlfriend. Its always been funny to us.

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