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[–] PiggerTrigger 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sweetie moon pie, why haven't you finished your beetus? You feeling ill?

No mamma, I'm trying to be healthy.

Don't be ridiculous. You're plenty healthy. Not like those anorexic sluts like Jenny from 5th grade. Johnny only went to the spring dance with her because she throws up every night to fit into that slutty dress..."

Mamma?

Never you mind. Now, drink up. And here, take an extra helping of cheesy chili fries with mayo. That's a good girl.

And Lord Beetus prepares for a new arrival.