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[–] iheartmypuppy 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

clearly written by a tumblrina herself. Probably had practice from all those "shipping" fan fictions

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh no, he's a man, and not stable mentally, and took a fat dudes cock, here's another post by this fucking winner. http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/1j5xzq/worst_sex_you_ever_had/cbbhsc5

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know I'm going to regret clicking on this, but here goes.

Edit: Two sentences in and I noped the hell right out. Curse you Swole!

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[–] FupaHooper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OH NO OH NO. I didn't read it but i know where this is going. Warning: gay secrets below.

Warning to gay/bi Shitlords who don't know already, as well as straight guys/ladies into anal: a fat bottom can't clean out. It just can't happen. Further, he probably doesn't eat healthily and thus probably has fat people diarrhea constantly. So no rimjobs. :(

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[–] TheOnlyOtherRedditor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Probably written by some fat neckbeard while the tumblerinas imagine some adonis typing up that original post.